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straight to the blitz in my messerschmitt left right left right left right drop another deadly hit captain I have bad news captain we’ve lost bruce well-dressed soldiers do what they’re told left right left right left right pull death the reward captain what’s your excuse captain we’ve lost bruce captain what’s the plan you know I’m your man tell me which way to choose captain we’ve lost bruce
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Death by Chocolate
01:02
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I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead by chocolate my ice cream cone is barely filled with lead no melon slices no honeycomb crunch gimme death by chocolate from the ice cream ranch I’m stuck I’m stuck at foster’s ice cream shop my conie melted it was much too hot I didn’t ask a napkin I ate with my feet this was bad behavior they threw me on the street I’m dead I’m dead chocolate in my head no ice cream I’m stuffed with brains instead sober for a reason sugar is my junk dead by chocolate the part time punks
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What Fuss
01:34
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What fuss for namedropped heroes what fuss for men who play the blues what fuss for Hollywood zeroes It’s a case of wearing the right shoes what fuss no fuss make fuss and you got guts what fuss for a mongoloid baby bad luck for all those family dreams what fuss it won’t look like his daddy be sure it got his mother’s ears what fuss no fuss make fuss and you got guts
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Bucket List
02:35
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mom kills her peacock daddy wants his tools my sister loves her daddy just I’m the fool my complete wish list is a bucket list I know complete wish list is a concrete gift to go mommy eats her problems daddy lost his looks my sister loves her teacher while I paint nudes complete wish list is a bucket list I know complete wish list is a concrete gift to go
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Paint Your Wall
01:39
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I saw you sneaking in the art shop you bought a matisse for your hall an expensive piece of shit surely looks trendy on your wall think about it think about it paint your own wall think about it think about it paint your own wall I saw you weeping on the dancefloor with your domestic flights a noisy piece of shit and you’re the hero of the night think about it think about it write your own song think about it think about it write your own song think about it think about it paint your own wall think about it think about it get yourself a goal
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Iceberg
01:59
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Can I read when you lick my iceberg don’t take pictures of me shoot yourself when you’re on an iceberg get fifteen penguins for free trash burns trash burns trash burns your turn drop your daks when you see a nice girl dry as a sun struck bone don’t get sore when you hit an iceberg why don’t you go and fly a stone trash burns trash burns trash burns your turn Can I read when you lick my iceberg don’t take pictures of me shoot yourself when you’re on an iceberg get fifteen penguins for free trash burns trash burns trash burns your turn trash burns trash burns trash burns
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Amanda Stopwatch
02:07
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amanda stopwatch my disco queen long legs no brains she’s all that I need but why do you stop each time that I watch come on amanda my eyes need this smudge amanda stopwatch my beauty case bitch you scratch so good no matter where’s the itch why do you stop each time that I watch come on amanda my eyes need this smudge amanda stopwatch my hardcore beast show me your stable five times at least why do you stop each time that I watch come on Amanda my eyes need this smudge
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One Man Demolition Squad
00:57
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I’m not used making the first step I’m so shy I keep my socks on in bed trust me I’m a spy talk to me I’m not polite I know I’m not so cool I always make a mess of fish and chips my radio is bursting lousy hits killing pigs makes me cry I wear my boots much too high I know I’m acting cruel you may think that I’m a nerd try try trying to be heard I create and guess what a one man demolition squad I don’t care how it smells TNT sounds well I know panic rules
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I know a lad he’s a famous chap the referee from tonypandy I met him in a submarine where a whistle is not so handy with spraddle legs he blew sos when we were hit by a u-boat I know a girl she is the daughter of the referee from tonypandy she pierced a whistle through her nose oh shit it looks so trendy her dad was not so happy when all the turds hit the linesman’s shirt her dad was not so happy with all the turds on his linesman’s shirt
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Six Inches Playboy
00:57
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How about you?
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Refreshment Trolley
01:16
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a tiny day on the beach I’m stalking snotty seals topless girls peeling skin lobsters cheek to cheek help me with my tan she said the drawback of the sea no need to cover up your head I make you burn for free a lousy day in the pits no cheerleaders here refreshments trolley on its side crashed at low speed help me oil my van she said the drawback of the race no need to cover up your head what matters is your pace
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Suppose you’re an asshole and you think you’re god they call you a wanker I hope you’re not you’re maybe a dreamer they need you man they’ll never get you I’m sure they can it makes no sense if you switch it off keep yourself at a distance hop hop shopping in tv world mad as a cut snake in guerilla bay silly as a square wheel look the other way it fills your senses just turn it loud they all rest on their laurels show show showtime in tattoo world it makes no sense if you switch it off keep yourself at a distance hop hop shopping in tv world
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Warsaw
02:14
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My Latest Popstar Crush
01:43
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you ask me for the 2016 sex rules like other years 400 times will do you're interested if she likes it rude well let me tell you love's more than dicks and boobs she grins at me and I spoil wine post rock dazzles all the time sweetheart, she says, let's get undressed you wanna glimpse of our 2016 sex tools like other years the screens will be shut too I caress her hips with a plastic spoon she dyes her nails while I come too soon sweetheart she sighs, don't skip my breasts here comes my popstar crush and I speed up once more she wants me to beat her drums she pulls the strings for sure
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Fix My Brains
02:08
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's crystal clear you can't deny it I'm about to crash my plane no skilled pilot can prevent it I feel so crammed in a dead-end lane I'm fucked I'm stabbed I'm broken a scrapheap that remains leave my case unspoken can someone fix my brains I can't get up out of this ditch I go two steps up and fall three cliffs deep my mind's unable to make the switch I feel sucked in a swamp at high speed I'm trapped I'm kicked I'm slaughtered please relieve my pain my friends say ignore it well let someone fix my brains I'm crushed I'm stoned I'm busted nothing to retain my girl says I'm boring well let someone fix my brains
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Sinful Ink
01:34
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this time we're gonna do it my way this time we're gonna do it my way this time we're gonna do it my way next time we're gonna crush it your way next time we're gonna chill it your way next time we're gonna crack up your way next time we ain't gonna do anything at all
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Perfect Ladygarden
01:30
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get up I'm speedweeding your perfect lady garden no bugs no snails no dirty nails I just crawl my tongue don't move I take a shortcut in your perfect lady garden sweat lust and heat no dirty feet when I crawl my tongue
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Pass På
01:05
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Peter sniffs the atmosphere he's trying to confirm German chicks bite your hands when you feed them worms no no Peter don't be scared you've got skills but I reckon trust kills Peter wasted energy trying to find out Ozzie girls scratch your face when you make them come no no Peter don't quit now you're in good shape but I reckon lovers fake pass på trust kills pass på
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Treehugger
01:26
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I'm not a zookeeper don't scrub the back of your horse I'm not a milkpuker don't wipe the ass of your cow I'm a treehugger and it feels fine I'm a treehugger I squeeze the tight
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Next Time
02:26
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when I saw you walking in my room wondering why I was counting all those years and still I feel like hell You're dressed up for going out in town It doesn't bother me a night alone won't mess me up but still I feel like hell next time you can try another lie next time you can find another guy
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Bug Me
00:47
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you don't have to bug me back off ugly squirt one more try your last chance you don't have to bug me
you don't have to tease me stop it little girl one more try your last chance you don't have to bug me
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BRUCE Bilzen, Belgium
BRUCE: Belgian garagepunk band, inspired by Australian punk -heroes.
Think Cosmic Psychos meets Zeke meets Ramones!
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